Oh and I am such a fucking gay faggot bitch dude. This guy at work was like, “I’m Matt, by the way.” and held out his fist to do a fist bump and i looked at his hand for like 5 seconds before awkwardly bumping my fist against his but then i kind of missed but not really so i went to do it again and he didnt

WHY DO GUYS FIST BUMP AND IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO THAT SAYS “I AM A FAGGOT AND I DO NOT FIST BUMP”?