February 2012
254 posts
Meg Ryan’s fake orgasm is still the best orgasm in movie history tbh
(sorry im watching the oscars now i’m a little late)
What was the best picture you saw in 2011?
ngl though i’d let jean dujardin fuck me holy shit
billy crystal will never be in a better movie than when harry met sally tho
Of course The Artist won best picture -_-
I’ll be working while y’all are cozy watching the oscars and shit
that’s okay though
I have to start getting ready for work right now
So I’m less than one hundred pages into The Hunger Games and I’m already really excited to see this movie that comes out in a month. And I want to fuck Peeta because in the book he sounds really cute and sweet but also like he’d be good a fucking and then in the movie he’s played by Josh Hutcherson who basically gives me the same vibe. I’d probably fuck Gale too and i...
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I don’t know why but I can never get along with other gay men. It’s like I have two male gay friends well one kind of actually zero cause I don’t talk to one anymore and the other lives in San Diego but I don’t even like them that much. And whenever I meet gay guys, I’m like ew ur gross bye.
And I think most of the time they feel the same way about me. Maybe I have...
Whenever anyone says that Atheists should stop arguing with religious people or stop belittling religion, I just want to laugh. I am bombarded by religion every single day of my life. Religion is everywhere. On the street corners, on Facebook, in music, in television, in films, in magazines, at home, in politics, etc. There is no way to avoid it. Yet when I decide to say something about how I feel...
“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
– Ron Swanson
Maybe I’ll just make “Hi, I’m chad and my favorite thing about working here is the hot dads I get to check out all day” my standard introduction.
Oh and I am such a fucking gay faggot bitch dude. This guy at work was like, “I’m Matt, by the way.” and held out his fist to do a fist bump and i looked at his hand for like 5 seconds before awkwardly bumping my fist against his but then i kind of missed but not really so i went to do it again and he didnt
WHY DO GUYS FIST BUMP AND IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO THAT SAYS “I...
Dolphins name themselves with whistles →
ideasandopinions:
I support Dolphin personhood.
srsly
When I was leaving work I saw Tinkerbell fly over the castle during the firework show and then immediately after saw a woman lying on the floor who had fallen out of her wheelchair with her young daughter crying next to her….
welcome to disneyland
so i’m just starting to read the hunger games and I’m really only concerned about the fact that on the back cover there is praise by stephenie meyer that says “I was so obsessed with this book… The Hunger Games is amazing.”
I dont wanna like what she likes
More Deaths as Quran Burning Protests Rage On →
pacify-eris:
Reading about people who kill other human beings because someone burned pieces of paper. Oh. Man. This is one of the 36476235763 reasons why I’m an anti-theist.
This person I worked with two and a half years ago and haven’t seen once since just sent me a message on facebook asking if I could get her, her daughter, and her boyfriend into Disneyland. Like wat.. I haven’t spoken to you in years and you think it’s cool to ask me to use my benefits to get your shady ass into Disneyland.
Girl no.
Man Poses As Denny's Manager, Cooks Burger →
Wearing a maroon tie and with a briefcase in hand, James B. Summers, 52, strolled confidently into a Madison, Wisc., Denny’s restaurant ready to start his first day of work as general manager. There was just one problem- he wasn’t hired for the job.
“He claimed he was the new general manager, that he had worked for the restaurant chain for 30-years and was starting his new job...
bitch what the fuck are you doing this is the internet
Can we talk about how much I hate the Foo Fighters though
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I just want to have my own apartment that only I live in because then I can just walk around naked and smoke blunts in the bath and play all my music as loud as I want whenever I want.
DAMN IT. I knew I should have stayed in school.
